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  1. The Crimson Fucker The Crimson Fucker says:

    This is sad I thought I stroke gold when I got to page 166 I finally thought the secrets to cure my phone sex dysfunction was finally in the palm of my hand BUT NO the gods of phone sex mocked me again It seems I m doomed to a life of misery I will never enjoy sexy talking with a special lady I will forever feel awkward when the sexy talk stars Look Don t get me wrong i don t live for sexy talking mostly because I suck I think its silly but I can t deny that I can also be fun This is sad I thought I stroke gold when I got to page 166 I finally thought the secrets to cure my phone sex dysfunction was finally in the palm of my hand BUT NO the gods of phone sex mocked me again It seems I m doomed to a life of misery I will never enjoy sexy talking with a special lady I will forever feel awkward when the sexy talk stars Look Don t get me wrong i don t live for sexy talking mostly because I suck I think its silly but I can t deny that I can also be fun And it will get evenfun if I didn t get that awkward feeling I get every time I try it you know not knowing what to say. or do I mean I can role play that I m a metical warrior fighting horde after horde of angry orcs while trying to complete my quest but when it comes to laying down a sexy scene I just suck balls Is that and the fact that I m into some kinky shit I ve only met one girl in my life to whom I actually told her whats in my mind and didn t got a huge rejection scenario thing that I didn t plan Every other time in my life when I talk to girls about what I like I just probe around a little and if she rejects any of the mild stuff I like I just switch to the good ol I m into whatever you into persona all I want is the basics For when the sexy comes I don t go back to that awkward fonso mode I hate awkward fonso So fucking awkward I like saying awkward tho Such a pretty word still I can honestly say that I was happily disappointed with what s in this book its actually funny And I learn some stuff that I didn t even knew about Like the people who like to fantasize about giants or the people who are into watching girls holding their breath I actually find that last one sexy pretty girls fighting to hold their breath wearing pretty clothes Idk why but I find it cute Argg I suck I this Is getting so awkward Look What I think I m trying to say is that I m not a phone sex freak But sometimes some conversations get hot and I hate how that makes me feel not in a emo way arg Having such a hard time here trying to get the words right Fuck it I give up The book is fun This ain t no Shakespeare but its kind of fun That s it I m out


  2. Christine Christine says:

    This book is downright hilarious Not for the faint of heart, as it discusses a wide spectrum of human sexuality, from the innocent to the bizarre to the horrifically violent Despite that, it managed to make me laugh out loud the whole way through The kinds of situations she gets into in her job as a phone sex worker are just so ridiculous and she describes them perfectly We get to hear about callers who are into everything from tits to baloney sandwiches There are some really hot dialogues, This book is downright hilarious Not for the faint of heart, as it discusses a wide spectrum of human sexuality, from the innocent to the bizarre to the horrifically violent Despite that, it managed to make me laugh out loud the whole way through The kinds of situations she gets into in her job as a phone sex worker are just so ridiculous and she describes them perfectly We get to hear about callers who are into everything from tits to baloney sandwiches There are some really hot dialogues, butoften, they are comedic gold It s no wonder she was successful as a phone sex operator, since she s so creative with her words The biggest downside to this book is that there are some transphobic comments She pointedly states that she has no problem with transexuals insert ignorant comment about trans people here but that men who crossdress make her very uncomfortable She does admit that it is entirely illogical and there s no actual reason for her to feel that way, but nevertheless, you do get the feeling that she has some pretty stereotypical ideas about gender Overall, I d recommend this book to anyone interested in the weird world of human sexuality


  3. The Center for Sexual Pleasure & Health The Center for Sexual Pleasure & Health says:

    Austin s book is a very amusing, if messy, account of being a phone sex operator She tended to receive male identifying customers some innocent, some experienced, some kinky, and some vanilla While working, Austin herself used three different personas a young redhead, a ditsy Asian woman, and a blond Dominatrix In a blatantly honest manner, Austin describes the calls she received by letting the reader know how she reacted to various fantasies she heard and participated in, and whether she Austin s book is a very amusing, if messy, account of being a phone sex operator She tended to receive male identifying customers some innocent, some experienced, some kinky, and some vanilla While working, Austin herself used three different personas a young redhead, a ditsy Asian woman, and a blond Dominatrix In a blatantly honest manner, Austin describes the calls she received by letting the reader know how she reacted to various fantasies she heard and participated in, and whether she was enjoying herself, trying not to chuckle, or extremely uncomfortable The reader gets to learn about her turn ons, and how she tries to find her own kink in others More taboo kinks are also discussed, like age play, snuff, incest, and some lesser known practices like holding one s breath or shrinking someone so they might fit in the palm of your hand Her experience comes off as positive as a whole, with a few unfortunate moments such as having a person on the line start choking themselves during a snuff fantasy.Though most of the book is directly about the customers, Austin also includes some resources, tips for enjoying phone sex, and being aefficient phone sex customer In a particularly interesting passage, Austin points out that though people might take phone sex and their boundaries for it rather lightly, phone sex is still sex It is also, as Austin notes, very safe sex.As a memoir, I found this a fun and interesting text however, as a guidebook, it s not well organized and would probably not be thorough enough for someone looking how to become a phone sex operator All in all I found this an intriguing and amusing read, one that I would recommend to anyone curious about the world of phone sex for pay This book also may be especially interesting to anyone who engages in phone sex, and is curious about what the operator on the other side might be thinking


  4. onwardandbookward onwardandbookward says:

    From the description, one would expect this book to be full of tips and tricks to improve your dirty talking prowess While there is a brief section with helpful tips for couples looking to spice things up on the phone, this book readslike a memoir at times That being said, it is a delightful read It accounts how the author picked up the persona of Kristi, a sexy redhead, and the sexy, sad, and at times incredibly bizaare calls she received.Read thisfor entertainment then tips, a From the description, one would expect this book to be full of tips and tricks to improve your dirty talking prowess While there is a brief section with helpful tips for couples looking to spice things up on the phone, this book readslike a memoir at times That being said, it is a delightful read It accounts how the author picked up the persona of Kristi, a sexy redhead, and the sexy, sad, and at times incredibly bizaare calls she received.Read thisfor entertainment then tips, and you won t be disappointed


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