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  1. Richard Richard says:

    Taking a look at her author profile, I found that Tammy Witzens is also an artist which didn t surprise me much because Mother Fucking Flowers, her debut novella, is in a lot of ways like a painting The imagery is very visual and vivid, the writing itself done in bold brushstrokes and loud, almost garish, colours surrealist maybe, or expressionist.I ll admit, I wasn t exactly bowled over at first the impression was of being machine gunned or I suppose, action painted by lots and lots of Taking a look at her author profile, I found that Tammy Witzens is also an artist which didn t surprise me much because Mother Fucking Flowers, her debut novella, is in a lot of ways like a painting The imagery is very visual and vivid, the writing itself done in bold brushstrokes and loud, almost garish, colours surrealist maybe, or expressionist.I ll admit, I wasn t exactly bowled over at first the impression was of being machine gunned or I suppose, action painted by lots and lots of quirky ideas This is pretty typical, I was thinking, of a new author just throw enough stuff at the canvas and some of it will stick The setting is a version of the multiverse, an infinite and ever branching array of universes built from spacetime and governed on the grand scale by relativity theory in which, according to many physicists, we may actually live Daisy, our heroine, is an expert at travelling this infinity her profession is bounty hunter and her mission, here in MFF, to go to one of the uncharted universes and assassinate its version of Adolf Hitler.I did, though, also realise pretty quickly that there shere than meets the eye lots of quirky ideas up close, yes, but seen from halfway across the roomsquinting a bit something else And then I reached the surprise ending.As with a painting, different readers will probably see different things in this too, or appreciate it in quite different ways but for what it s worth, here s what I made of it What follows is a horrendous spoiler don t even think of peeping view spoiler The whole thing apart from the ending is the dream of a daisy in a field Bellis perennis is the common daisy Bellis Belle and perennis perennial, indestructible Bruisewort wort meaning root is an old country name for the same plant This daisy is dreaming about itself, but on a vast scale a single daisy as the entire cosmos The way this cosmic daisy works is relativity theory relativity, you could almost say, is its character, its spirit and from its field yep, field equations we get t for time, M for mass and c for the speed of light which is at the very heart of Einstein s theory and is also Daisy s middle name There s , but I think that s enough to be going on withexcept for this daisies aren t actually single flowers each one is a multitude of tiny flowers combined to form a flowerhead we call a daisy daisies are composite, not one but manylike our multiverse The idea of the cosmos as a flower is an ancient one the lotus blossom for example but seeing our modern physicist s composite cosmos in a composite flower is an idea I ve not come across before The multiverse as a flowerhead opening and blooming continuously it s a stunning image hide spoiler Well, I hope you didn t peep it s no good at second hand, you have to see this for yourself a sixteenth century painter called Archimboldo specialised in this sort of thing, and in the twentieth Salvador Dali explored it too.As I said, in some respects this is a typical first published work but by the same token, for a new writer it s also unusually inventive, imaginative, off the wall and, like a good painting, it lodged an image in my mind which I ve been thinking about ever since


  2. Prashna Prashna says:

    I received this book as part of a goodreads giveaway I really enjoy reading sci fi novels I m not a fan of novellas I find that they re too short and unless they re in between the main books of a series, there s never enough meat in them I found the same with this book I didn t realize how short of a novel it was until I received it The plot was definitely interesting but again, I feel like it could have been developedThe basic concept of the book was intriguing of parallel univer I received this book as part of a goodreads giveaway I really enjoy reading sci fi novels I m not a fan of novellas I find that they re too short and unless they re in between the main books of a series, there s never enough meat in them I found the same with this book I didn t realize how short of a novel it was until I received it The plot was definitely interesting but again, I feel like it could have been developedThe basic concept of the book was intriguing of parallel universes The main character seemed very brusque and the dialogue seemed choppy The chapters seemed choppy, as well, with interruptions in the storyline to give background on a small mentioned topic in the preceding chapter These could have easily done as a footnote or maybe an appendix of sorts And I didn t understand the ending I completely missed the point of the last chapter and felt incredibly confused However, because of this, I ll most likely try to re read the last few chapters to see if I can gain a better understanding of what that entire last chapter was about All in all, an ok book I would definitely read it again if it was developed into a proper novel withmeat as I like to say


  3. Christina McMullen Christina McMullen says:

    At first, I read about one quarter of the book and thought, This book is too smart for me It is in many waysscience than science fiction But I stepped away, read a few fluffier books and came back to this I picked up again, backtracked a bit to make sure I wasn t missing anything, and read it straight through, realizing that despite the hard science aspect, I had to knowabout Daisy and exactly how her mission would play out In the end, I m glad I did While I am no closer to ex At first, I read about one quarter of the book and thought, This book is too smart for me It is in many waysscience than science fiction But I stepped away, read a few fluffier books and came back to this I picked up again, backtracked a bit to make sure I wasn t missing anything, and read it straight through, realizing that despite the hard science aspect, I had to knowabout Daisy and exactly how her mission would play out In the end, I m glad I did While I am no closer to explaining why time doesn t exist or the mechanics of trans dimensional travel, I get it What do I get Well, that would spoil the surprise, wouldn t it


  4. Eric Mesa Eric Mesa says:

    Let me begin by saying that I enjoyed this book I won it as part of Goodreads FirstReads program The title looked insane and so did the description the subject of many an Internet joke and comic strip if you could go back in time, should you kill Hitler The Aeon Flux looking woman on the cover was interesting as well Unfortunately, I was delayed by a couple weeks in getting the package because I had a business trip When I did get the book, I was amazed at how thin the package is Other t Let me begin by saying that I enjoyed this book I won it as part of Goodreads FirstReads program The title looked insane and so did the description the subject of many an Internet joke and comic strip if you could go back in time, should you kill Hitler The Aeon Flux looking woman on the cover was interesting as well Unfortunately, I was delayed by a couple weeks in getting the package because I had a business trip When I did get the book, I was amazed at how thin the package is Other than, perhaps, The God Engines, this is shortest book I ve read in a long time.Perhaps that s why I was getting worried as the plot seemed to be accelerating towards a climax, not resolving itself within the last 10 pages There s a reason for this Sometimes people like to read the last page of a novel before they dive in I used to do that when I was younger Don t do that with this one, it llor less ruin the point of the book A fewpoints before I get into spoiler territory The book is written in an almost stream of consciousness almost Douglas Adams styles that sometimes works beautifully and sometimes derails the book for me It shows how smart Adams was to deploy the narrative device of the Hitchhiker s Guide within the eponymous book Because we aren t in Daisy s head We do have an omniscient narrator who knows what she s thinking, but the interruptions without the frame of someone telling a story or the guide is a little jarring at times As a bit of proof that nothing in life is ever as simple as it seems with an Internet campaign or slogan, although this book is written by a woman, there appears to bemention of male gaze things like breasts than female gaze things Or maybe breasts are both I don t know It struck me a bit as odd, but I ve really only started to truly learn about these things in the past few years.OK, spoiler time view spoiler Ms Witzens says in the author bio that she d like to doSF stories in this universe Who am I to tell anyone what to create, but it feels a bit problematic This story was filled with everbizarre occurrences and hand waves to the science that what was at first a bit endearing time universe dimension travel is messy so let s lampshade that from the beginning began to be maddening What rules DID this universe have SF doesn t have to be hard SF, but the reader should have some sense of what s allowable and what isn t In the end it all worked out perfectly as a novella because it turned out to be the dream of a Daisy the flower It explains why everyone was Daisy male or female and why sex with another Daisy was neither masturbation nor incest and produced a seed It explains why the science kept getting weirder and why the circus scene didn t make sense It also explains the heroine s lackadaisical attitude probably at least partially a pun and the wonky physics When you look at it all as a combination of a dream and a life lesson which is the title name drop , it is beautiful as well as being one of those the journey s the important bit books But this as the basis of a whole universe I don t think I can quite suspend my disbelief like this for another book Then again, maybe Ms Witzens has some way that ll come out of left field and make it work hide spoiler In the end, while this is very obviously a first novel the style has hints of being amazing tangled with the awkwardness of the new and there are some weird spelling and grammar errors that especially mess things up because she has some puns in there so it s important not to confuse homophones , it is a good first novel or,properly, novella I hope lots of people pick it up and enjoy it so Ms Witzens can createnovels and work that storytelling muscle Based on the kernel of what she has in this book really gripping me I was dying to get to the end of the book it was killing me that I was only reading it while walking between offices at work and the humor mostly working I think I can see myself really becoming a fan as she matures as a writer As I said recently in a review of another writer early in his career I ve tried to be a creative storyteller time and again and I know it s extremely hard Even the best writers get harsh critics telling them they re washed up how much harder for the newbie who s working on his her style So I always appreciate when someone goes out on a limb and puts their creative work out there Also, as a person, Ms Witzens really did something special by writing a personal inscription in my copy of the book That s the sign of an author who truly cares That s the kind of author that deserves support


  5. Jenn Swanson Jenn Swanson says:

    I received this book for free through Goodreads First Reads.This is a story about a bounty hunter, Daisy, who is sent to Universe Beta Phi 34 144 13 Theta Her mission is to kill Hitler and she goes through a lot to accomplish her goal.I must admit that when I first started reading this, it took me a minute to get into it I felt a little overwhelmed with all the scientific background TheI read, though, theI got into it.My favorite part was the ending because I was surprised by it I received this book for free through Goodreads First Reads.This is a story about a bounty hunter, Daisy, who is sent to Universe Beta Phi 34 144 13 Theta Her mission is to kill Hitler and she goes through a lot to accomplish her goal.I must admit that when I first started reading this, it took me a minute to get into it I felt a little overwhelmed with all the scientific background TheI read, though, theI got into it.My favorite part was the ending because I was surprised by it TheI thought about it after I set the book down, theI realized that the author hinted about it throughout the book Very clever, Tammy Witzens For someone who normally doesn t read much sci fi I would recommend this book and hope to seefrom this author


  6. Talon Larson Talon Larson says:

    This book is awesome The cover is awesome, the characters are awesome, the subtle references to various scientific fields are awesome Actually that might be my favorite part there are many secret references throughout the book that only people with certain backgrounds will get and it s going to make those people super happy BUT even without getting the aforementioned references, it s a solid story with interesting characters in a lively and plausible world I dug it when I was reading it a This book is awesome The cover is awesome, the characters are awesome, the subtle references to various scientific fields are awesome Actually that might be my favorite part there are many secret references throughout the book that only people with certain backgrounds will get and it s going to make those people super happy BUT even without getting the aforementioned references, it s a solid story with interesting characters in a lively and plausible world I dug it when I was reading it and I dig it now a month later


  7. Coyle Olsen Coyle Olsen says:

    This book was so very captivating The story is new and refreshing There are so many times you are left frozen in your seat, heart pounding in your chest, and all you can do is turn the page I have never read another book like this befor in my life and I am very much looking forward to additional books in this series or at least additional stories in this multiverse setting.


  8. Starsha Blankenship Starsha Blankenship says:

    Enjoyed throughlyI liked it from the first page, because it had a voice different from what I ve been reading lately, there were some odd twists, but it made sense to me anyway at the end I can t wait to read another refreshing tale from Tammy.


  9. Jennifer Lunney Jennifer Lunney says:

    Tammy Witzen s mother fucking flowers is a charming, fantastical tale that hops universes and dimensions with twists and turns that I doubt anyone would expect Her voice for the narration is amazing, and I d suggest anyone interested in sci fi or fantasy to read this.


  10. Eric Hartman Eric Hartman says:

    An interesting story to say the least.


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Mother Fucking Flowers(Story One) [Reading] ➷ Mother Fucking Flowers(Story One) Author Tammy L. Witzens – Buyprobolan50.co.uk The first story of the Power Continuum Series Belle Bruisewort, who prefers to be called Daisy, is expecting just another day at the office when her boss, the legendary Miyamoto Musashi, gives her an The first story of the Power Continuum Series Belle Bruisewort, who prefers to be called Daisy, is expecting just another day at the office when her boss, the legendary Miyamoto Musashi, gives her an unusual task Daisy must travel the multiverse in this fantastical, time bending, Mother Fucking ePUB ´ dimension shifting, space consuming, quantum happening adventure to carry out her mission To kill Hitler.

  • Kindle Edition
  • 124 pages
  • Mother Fucking Flowers(Story One)
  • Tammy L. Witzens
  • English
  • 12 October 2017

About the Author: Tammy L. Witzens

Tammy Witzens is a fresh science fiction novelist She is skilled in witchcraft art, I mean, she is skilled in art She grew up in the middle of the desert by a small town in southern Arizona, with no electricity for some years, and raised by Mother Fucking ePUB ´ a pack of German Shepherds Aside from working on her next book, Tammy is currently working on a degree in astronautical engineeringbecause rocket science.